1) Two atoms are in a bar. The first complains to the second: “Man, I’ve lost an electron!”. Second: “Are you sure?”. First: “Yeah, I’m positive!”
2) A neutron walks into the same bar. The bartender says to the neutron: “For you, no charge!”
3) Why are ions so good looking?…….They’re attractive!
…..feel free to groan…..
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