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Some of my favourite science ‘groaner’ jokes

1) Two atoms are in a bar.  The first complains to the second: “Man, I’ve lost an electron!”.  Second: “Are you sure?”.  First: “Yeah, I’m positive!”

2) A neutron walks into the same bar.  The bartender says to the neutron: “For you, no charge!”

3) Why are ions so good looking?…….They’re attractive!

…..feel free to groan…..

Know some of your own?  Add them as a comment!  I’ve love to read them!

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One Response

  1. How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

    None! Astronomers aren’t afraid of the dark.

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